Can Wisconsin Dells Fix America’s Tourism Problem?
America’s tourism numbers are down, and nobody knows how to fix it… at least until 2028. Las Vegas has seen months of declining visitors, international travel hasn’t bounced back, and family destinations are scrambling. But don’t worry, the Internet Supreme Court has a solution: Wisconsin Dells.
This week’s episode of Internet Supreme Court (our weekly comedy livestream where real stories go on trial) asked the big question: Can Wisconsin Dells save America’s tourism industry? Along the way, we also tackled fart memes, viral pancake marketing, a Korn concert gone terribly wrong, and even the nightmare-inducing reboot of “Don’t Wake Daddy.” Watch the full live stream below or keep reading.
Here’s the breakdown of every case we heard this week:
The Viral Power of Judy’s Family Café
TikTok has given us many things, but one of the most surprising is a viral campaign for a tiny diner called Judy’s Family Café in Galesburg, Illinois. Judy’s marketing strategy is simple: wear tiny sunglasses, look straight into the camera, and say “Come for breakfast.”
It worked. Millions of views later, Judy is the internet’s new breakfast queen. But is this really good marketing or just meme magic? The court debated whether viral fame translates to actual pancakes — and whether Bacon should drive three hours just to taste them. Verdict: Judy’s pancakes deserve a fair trial… preferably with bacon on the side.
Korn Concert Chaos
One man. One concert. Too much enthusiasm. At a recent Korn concert, a fan was allegedly caught in the bleachers… self-stimulating. The crowd begged him to stop, a stranger finally punched him in the back of the head, and security dragged him away pants unbuckled.
Naturally, the internet turned it into a meme goldmine:
“Bro thought he was watching porn, but it was Korn.”
“Rush him. He can’t come on all of us.”
Album covers reimagined as Fapping the Wiener.
The court’s take? Korn might be too sexy for its own good. And maybe concerts need more “hands-free” zones.
The Nightmare Fuel of Don’t Wake Daddy (Reboot Edition)
Remember the classic board game Don’t Wake Daddy, where kids sneak snacks without waking their dad? It’s back, but with a horrifying new redesign.
This “new daddy” has an enormous Wallace-and-Gromit-style head and nightmare smile that makes him look less like a sleeping parent and more like the villain in a claymation horror short. The court debated: is this an innocent update, or a psychological weapon designed to terrify children into never asking for snacks again? Verdict: this daddy needs a nap, permanently.
Wisconsin Dells on Trial – Can It Save American Tourism?
Finally, the big case of the night: Wisconsin Dells, also known as the Waterpark Capital of the World. With American tourism down across the board, we asked: could the Dells be the Midwest’s answer to Las Vegas?
Here’s the evidence presented:
Noah’s Ark – America’s largest waterpark with over 50 slides and two wave pools.
Kalahari & Mount Olympus – Massive indoor/outdoor resorts where you can water slide year-round.
Duck Boat Tours – Amphibious vehicles that splash straight into the Wisconsin River.
Wizard Quest – An escape-room-meets-D&D adventure that even non-nerds love.
Mini Golf & Supper Clubs – Because nothing says vacation like an $6 Old Fashioned and 18 holes with a giant pirate statue watching.
Verdict: Wisconsin Dells might not singlehandedly fix U.S. tourism, but it deserves way more credit than it gets.
Final Verdict
This week’s Internet Supreme Court livestream gave us pancakes, concerts, nightmares, and waterparks — all in the name of justice (and comedy). Whether you’re here for the memes, the travel nostalgia, or just to hear us argue about whether Korn is secretly sexy music, you’ll find something to love.
👉 Watch the full episode of Internet Supreme Court here: https://www.youtube.com/live/MIk_Rk3-wGM
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